Wednesday, August 1, 2007

What August Means to Me

August is one of my 12 favorite months of the year...

  • Many of my friends have birthdays in August. That means that most of their parents had sex on Christmas or New Years Eve. Happy birthday, booze babies!
  • Schoolchildren go back to school in August, so online predators, you only have a few precious days left.
  • August sadly marks the end of the Late Night Comedy Festival. Feral Chihuahuas have only three shows left, catch us while you can!
Happy August, fellow bastards!

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