Thursday, August 23, 2007

Back in the saddle again

30% chance of rain today and so the bastardmobile has been ditched in favor of the biowheels bastard bike. If you see a fat red-faced bastard puffing and panting up a hill then honk or point and wave. Current odds are heart attack 3:1, stroke 5:1.

Saw on the news this morning that the Chinese were using lead paint in Spongebob toys. Should I sue them for copyright violation, since I've been going by Spongebob Leadinthepants in play areas for years?

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