It is Monday, and that means that Jay is hosting Karaoke at the Rocket Club in deepest, darkest West Asheville. It's no-holds-barred karaoke, it's non-smoking, it's a huge stage for you to strut your stuff on and as usual, George the Bastard will "sing" your requests.
Audition spots for the Feral Chihuahuas are filling up fast - email firstname.lastname@example.org or call the Feral hotline at 828-253-8019. If you're a writer, feel free to bring samples, if you want to perform, we'll have scripts for you to run through at the rehearsal. Despite what the Mountain Xpress seemed to think, no improv is required (thanks for correcting the article, Brian).
I have no idea if anyone reads this in Louisiana, but I may have a stand-up slot lined up in early April in New Orleans. Details to come.