I'm thinking of moving into an assisted-living complex. I'll probably need to when I'm old, but what's the point of that, I think it would be a lot more fun at age 37. Tonight I decided I'd try cooking, burnt out the kitchen (apparently you're meant to take old food off elements before cooking new food, who knew?), drank a bunch of cheap rum, watched South Park and tried to blog. Since I'm me and live allegedly capably by myself, this is lower behaviour. If I lived at a nursing home, it would be quirky and I'd be the life of the place.
I'd love to have someone to clean up after me, give me drugs and arrange bus trips to see local high schoolers show off.
Can we pick 5 years to spend in assisted living? I'll take mine now, and take care of myself when I'm 80.